(keeping them for a friend turned into just keeping them)
is that a cat is basically a device for converting cat food into cat shit
Now this is not a particularly complex process
But it does involve expending a lot of energy
Which is basically used up increasing the entropy around your house
The cats maintain an optimal level of destructive capability by appearing really cute while you are around
And then turning into forces of pure evil as soon as you look away
And they never fail to get into every corner of the place that they shouldn't
So if anyone needs a cat, let me know. I'll even put a nice bow on it
-Josh Jackson