You may notice the writing that has been added onto it saying "sucks colon". This graffiti is new, appearing sometime during May or early June of 2003.
Apparently one of the dialup technicians was not aware of which end of the plunger you are supposed to use for which purpose, and used the handle in the toilet, holding the plunger (presumably) by the rubber part. This runny ink was the result of that.
WARNING: The following commentary should not be read by persons under the age of 18. It contains foul language, and is the product of a drunken, rambling mind. The owners of the site definitely don't condone all of the views expressed here. This commentary is not suitable for reading by anyone who can't take an insult. In fact, you probably shouldn't even read it at all.
Cullen's Dis-Disclaimer
I don't give a damn what you think Mister Webmiester/Port-O-Let
Operator, (or Jan-I-terial Engineer if you prefer) and, yeah, I'm drunk,
but you can go fuck yourself if you don't like what I have to say.
Q: Is it really the case that some
asshole thought it was necessary
to write "Property of Everyone's Internet" on the fucking plunger?
A: Yes.
insert silence with incredulous look on face...
Q: How bad does it have to get so that one has to STEAL a plunger? I
mean I heard they pay shit, but I didn't know that wasn't an
exaggeration.
A: ...more silence...
Q: Because I've seen hard times, and I've moved quite a bit. But
I've never, NEVER moved a PLUNGER with my belongings. I've
NEVER got so poor that I had to STEAL a stick with shit on it. And it
even looks like it has USED SHIT PAPER stuck to it. So, yeah I need to
know who has it so bad that they steal shit on a stick.
A: I don't know dude...
Q: And how do you sneak the damn thing out? In your lunchbox?
Q: Shit, man, I met some bums downtown tonight
after the club, and
even though those guys SMELLED like shit. I didn't see a shitty plunger
ANYWHERE among their belongings. And don't get me wrong, every thing
they had in their stolen Fiesta shopping basket looked well used. But I
swear to GOD there were no shitty plungers to be seen.
A: ...
Q: And, just to be clear, I'm not too proud to steal from work. I've
taken a few post it notes, some light bulbs, and pens; you know the
standard stuff. But I'm here to tell ya, that none of that shit had
been shoved up someone's ASS!
And another thing... who is the dumb ass PORT-O-LET Operator Reject
that sticks the fucking thing in WRONG SIDE UP?! (the runny ink is my
evidence) 'Cause I didn't know there was a soul on the planet, I never
even imagined that there was someone so fucking stupid that they needed
a instruction manual for a shit plunger.
I think I need to meet this guy. Fuckit, I think I'll write a man page
for this poor son-of-bitch man shitty_plunger Heaven help the poor
bastard that types "#dipshit@sco:~>man shitty_plunger"
I'm still flabbergasted. I'm still not sure that there is a dumbass that think's there is another dumass that'll steal a USED PLUNGER. Hell, this could be used to refute Darwin. Matter of fact, I belive if you met Darwin himself, and told him there were guys running around stealing shitty sticks with used shit paper on them, that had obviously been used upside down at least once, he'd say nope, there's no way evolution would allow such ^shitty^ genes to be passed. You'd fuck him up. Eat shit Darwin, nice try, but you missed a few.